The Uneasy Half-Literate

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

(via sheishistoric)

handsomedogs:

Dixie - Golden Retriever
She’s a clown! :)

handsomedogs:

Dixie - Golden Retriever

She’s a clown! :)

melodramaticcyclops:


X-Men #94 August 1975. Chris Claremont, Dave Cockrum



"Damn SJWs," Cyclops thought.

melodramaticcyclops:

X-Men #94 August 1975. Chris Claremont, Dave Cockrum

http://melodramaticcyclops.tumblr.com

"Damn SJWs," Cyclops thought.

sheepoflunacy:

manafromheaven:

haussofkm:

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

The cutest thing ever.

OMG

This is really terrible but I saw this and thought “Nah man he’s just trying to smother it.”

The PS3 controller he plops on her face is perfect.

(Source: sizvideos)

When I would hear first year grad students explain how they had a simple plan to finish in 5 years.

(Source: tornadoallie, via sheepoflunacy)